STFUbuntu - The HOT New Linux Distro
May 15th, 2008
“STFU n00b!”
- every 12-year-old kid out there
Have you ever wished your computer had the balls to tell you to STFU? Have you every wished it T4LK3D L1K3 7H1S? Have you ever dreamt of saying STFU every time you tell people about your HOT new distro? Have you ever dreamt of having sex with a rodent?
Yeah, yeah. Haven’t we all?
Well, now’s your chance!
STFUbuntu is just out, and it’s the HOT new thing! It includes amazing new features like:
- All text (including webpages) is parsed through a filter, to M4K3 17 L00K L1K3 7H1S!! Because reading stuff like that is 1337!!! Yay! Fun! Zomg LOLOLOL xD
- remember the old annoying system beep you used to get when you did something wrong? Well, it’s back, except now it’s a recording of a 12-year-old kid yelling “STFU n00b!”. Just the thing you want to hear when you’re still sleepy at 9 AM and enter your password wrong!
- A HOT new default wallpaper! (see picture above)
- remember Microsoft Bob? We have one too! Except he’s called STFUbuntu pwnerer. He pops up at random intervals and tells you to STFU!
Don’t wait any longer! Now’s your chance to get your hands on STFUbuntu!
You don’t have to wait any longer to be told to STFU.
Really.
STFU!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:43
STFU
May 15th, 2008 at 9:57
no ISO so STFU
May 15th, 2008 at 19:55
Thats all very fine, but I don’t think STFU will replace NTFS. The ‘Linux’ is obviously not powerful enough to run on a modern operating system like Vista. I suppose you still have to issue cryptic commands through the e-Macks or the even more bloated vi/M. I don’t think this Buntoo is going to catch on since it can’t run on Vista Aero. Sorry, but computing has moved on from this ‘Linux’ tomfoolery.
May 15th, 2008 at 21:35
@erikk Your lips are moving and some semblance of known words are coming out but it is hard to figure out what you are trying to say.
Perhaps, in the spirit of the article, you should STFU.
McPop.
May 15th, 2008 at 23:12
@McPop:
You just didn’t get erikk’s comment, did you? (hints that it’s a parody - “even more bloated vi/m”)
So, next time please don’t argue with comments that aren’t serious. In other words…
STFU!
May 16th, 2008 at 6:37
So where can I get it???
It could be useful to get my sons into Linux
May 17th, 2008 at 10:42
Now I’ve read the next post I understand this one. Well, no, let’s not exaggerate: I understand the reasoning behind posting this one.
I still have a very surreal feeling of wanting to sit in the corner quietly until I understand what’s going on. I’ve been told that when I get that feeling from an advert it’s because I’m not the target audience so maybe that’s what’s going on here.
May 17th, 2008 at 14:14
@fairyhedgehog:
Yeah, that’s probably exactly what’s going on. Don’t worry about it too much.
May 17th, 2008 at 15:01
What’s not to understand? I have been at a high level in IT for many years and I have seen this happen many times before. The ‘Linux’ cannot withstant the pressures of a modern OS like Vista and it explodes into small fragments called ‘Distrixes’.
This Buntoo-STFU is such a fragment.
The process of disintegration will continue untill there is nothing but a fine mist. This is referred to as cloud computing.
Meanwhile Vista goes from strength to strength.
May 24th, 2008 at 17:58
Sorry, but I’m not really into Pokemon.
June 20th, 2008 at 16:19
erikks a giant asshole :)just kidding pal STFU!! this distro looks funny as hell
June 20th, 2008 at 16:20
ok hes a funny guy my bad lol
November 16th, 2008 at 3:47
i am going to have to admit, i dont understand this one, write somthing about high level pure maths, or quantum physics, sure thing, but i dont relly undertand computers. I am sure that someone reading this will howver like computers, so if you enjoy explaining things to people you dont know and the superior feeling assosiated with said action, please write to me at Benja.w.p.c@hotmail.com
Much love
Benja